there's a can of soda in my fridge right now that looks like this

13.07.2025 12:51 AM

i don't really feel like opening it

13.07.2025 12:55 AM

when i was like 9 i remember reading that part in diary of a wimpy kid where greg talks about shel silverstein saying he looked like a scary creepy burglar and thinking shel silverstein was a fictional character. knowing now that he was a real life dude, that part is infinitely funnier to me

"friendslop" might be the dumbest fucking word that has ever entered public consciousness. what the hell are you talking about

going bowling with people you care about is friendslop. going to a restaurant with your mother is familyslop. anything with heart is sincerityslop. being alive is realityslop

jesus christ i just thought about slippin' jimmy for the first time in 4 years. what was the deal with that show. i know fuck all about breaking bad or better call saul but it feels like they scooped currently nameless adult animated sitcom #537 out of the Collection of Potential Matter then just pasted the branding of whatever was popular at the time. why did it exist

okay this page should have a scrollbar once i make enough posts here. probably. could also just break everything

someone remind me to turn this into a scrollbox eventually